The provided text appears to be a script or a monologue of a person imagining various scenarios where their mother holds different professions or positions of power, such as a school director, a superhero, a video blogger, Ladybug, or even the President. Each scenario is a humorous and exaggerated take on what life would be like with a mother in that role. The script jumps between these different scenarios, showcasing the person's creative and playful thoughts about their mother's potential careers and the benefits or absurdities that come with them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's mother is the director of the school.
2. The speaker attended another school for a competition.
3. The speaker's physical education teacher is also their mother.
4. The speaker's mother exchanges hot meals with the barmaid for goodies.
5. The speaker's friend Vaska has a TikTok account where he reviews the boogers on his nose.
6. The speaker's mother is a video blogger.
7. The speaker's mother is tired and needs to rest.
8. The speaker's mother is Ladybug, a superhero.
9. The speaker's mother is the president.
10. The speaker's mother has a favorite musical group and wants to have lunch with them.
11. The speaker's mother is in charge of blocking off streets to prevent people from bothering them.
12. The speaker is the president's son and doesn't have to do homework.
13. The speaker has a meeting with the son of the Dubai ambassador.
14. The speaker's mother postponed a meeting with the Chinese minister.
15. The speaker has to go to school with their parents the next day.