The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video where the speaker is rambling about various unrelated topics. They start by talking about wanting to move a sweatshirt with "balls" in it and then transition to discussing their struggles with adult life, including doing laundry and taking responsibility.
The speaker then moves on to talk about social media, specifically Instagram, and how they don't understand the platform. They mention a page with 2.2 million followers and watch a video featuring a person named Holly, who they later find out is an actor.
The speaker continues to jump between different topics, including vaccinations, a Japanese video game, and a Brazilian soap opera. They also mention a woman named Bruna and their relationship, as well as a humorous video of a person doing a weird dance.
Throughout the transcript, the speaker frequently interrupts themselves, uses filler words, and trails off, making it difficult to follow a coherent narrative. The video appears to be an informal, unstructured stream-of-consciousness monologue.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker's mother and uncles told them that they would learn about responsibility when they grew up.
2. The speaker became an adult and experienced difficulties, including poverty.
3. The speaker has a washing machine that makes doing laundry easier.
4. The speaker uses Instagram to see what content is popular.
5. A friend recommended a page on Instagram with 2.2 million followers.
6. The page is called "meme 2012".
7. The speaker watched a video on Instagram of a person named Rafael Portugal doing a comedy sketch.
8. The speaker discussed the COVID-19 pandemic and vaccinations.
9. The speaker mentioned that people who are 20 years old have already been vaccinated.
10. The speaker talked about a video of a person named Holly freaking who participated in the series "How to Get Away with Murder".
11. Holly freaking played alongside Viola Davis in the series.
12. The speaker mentioned that Holly freaking's name sounds like a Barcelona player from 1994.
13. The speaker discussed a video of a Japanese narration of a game.
14. The speaker mentioned that they don't understand a video of a person saying that someone is a criminal.
15. The speaker thinks that the person in the video is handsome.
16. The speaker mentioned that they don't know who posted the video, but it was likely a woman.
17. The speaker discussed a video of a person named Bruna dancing.
18. The speaker mentioned that they don't want to see Bruna dance next to them.
19. The speaker talked about their own relationship and how they and their partner don't collide when they dance.
20. The speaker mentioned that alligators can run 17 km per hour on dry land.
21. The speaker thinks that it's good to climb a tree to escape an alligator.
22. The speaker discussed a recipe for Wi-Fi that is actually a joke.
23. The speaker mentioned that a friend's Wi-Fi password is "staying with your life is a recipe".
24. The speaker talked about a video of a person throwing breast milk in someone's face.
25. The speaker hopes that the object being thrown is actually a piece of wood.
26. The speaker mentioned that the person throwing the object must have a child.
27. The speaker discussed a video that they didn't like and apologized for not having fun.