A person is showing someone around a new house, which they claim is their dream home. The house has various features such as a millennial farm, a barbecue area, a bookstore, and a pool. The person is excited to show off the house and its amenities, including a bathroom with a special type of water from Alaska. The house is worth $109 million dollars, but the person doesn't seem concerned about the price. They're just happy to have found their perfect home. The tour is presented in a humorous and lighthearted way, with the person making jokes and comments throughout.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is showing someone a new house.
2. The speaker mentions that their previous living space was a shed that leaked and was not suitable for them.
3. The speaker's ideal house is a Japanese temple with a millennial theme.
4. The house has various amenities, including a millennial farm, a DJ area, a millennial bookstore, and a bathroom with water from Alaska.
5. The house has a large living room and a main area with a pool.
6. The speaker's room is located on the second floor and has a bunk bed and a bathroom.
7. The house costs $109 million.
8. The speaker considers the house to be their dream home.
9. The house has a natural pool and a windmill.
10. The speaker mentions that they will be living in the house with their dogs, including Willy Dog.
11. The speaker has a habit of having a birthday every 27th of the odd months.
12. The house has a treehouse that the speaker plans to use as a workspace.