The provided text appears to be a dialogue from a video or a podcast, likely a comedic or satirical take on a relationship break-up and a promotion for a song or channel. The conversation revolves around a person named Nitin who is trying to break up with someone named Bijli and return all the belongings he had given to her. The conversation is filled with humorous and nonsensical remarks, with Nitin and his friend discussing various unrelated topics, including pizza, a friend named Mastani, and a way to earn money through a trading app. The dialogue also includes a segment where Nitin and his friend are making a list of the belongings to be returned, which includes a 6 feet bear and a three-feet small bear. The conversation is interspersed with musical interludes and promotional announcements for a song and a YouTube channel called "Aam Desi World".
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker talks to someone named Bijli about a breakup.
2. The speaker mentions that they have never eaten pizza in their life.
3. The speaker's father is mentioned as someone who should know about a situation.
4. A person named Mastani is mentioned as a friend who can help with a problem.
5. The speaker and someone named Nitin are going to meet.
6. The speaker mentions that they are not going to meet someone because they are "crazy".
7. A person named Kajal is mentioned as someone who has been talked to.
8. The speaker and Kajal are going to meet at Bablu's farm.
9. The speaker mentions that they are going to take back all their belongings.
10. The speaker talks about making a list of belongings to take back.
11. A person named Bijli is mentioned as someone who has been insulted.
12. The speaker mentions that they are not going to stay with someone.
13. The speaker talks about leaving a village where someone lives.
14. A person named Karant is mentioned as someone who has been given a lot of stuff.
15. The speaker mentions that they are going to earn money from a phone.
16. A company called Up Stocks is mentioned as a way to earn money.
17. The speaker mentions that they are going to register for a free demat account.
18. The speaker talks about filling out basic details and applying for a PAN card.
19. A song is mentioned as being released on a channel called Aam Desi World.
20. The speaker asks viewers to like, comment, and subscribe to their channel.