A group of pranksters, dressed as mall security guards, roam a mall, issuing fake warnings and threats to shoppers, while also trying to convince store employees that they have authority. They attempt to use their fake badges to get free items and try to enforce their own rules, such as not allowing people to wear certain brands of clothing. However, their antics eventually attract the attention of real mall security, and they are forced to make a hasty exit.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is at USC.
2. A new collection of items is live on Full Sun.
3. The collection includes new crewnecks, joggers, and 7 flags.
4. The shotgun tools are back in stock.
5. The speaker is meeting up with Big Nick.
6. Big Nick has legit security vests with badges.
7. The speaker and Big Nick are going to prank people by pretending to be mall security.
8. They have a fake badge, handcuffs, and a security patch.
9. They approach a masseuse and warn him not to get too handsy with customers.
10. They tell a customer not to steal and threaten to take them down if they do.
11. They order donuts but are told they can't get them for free, even with a fake badge.
12. They are confronted by real mall security, who are not happy about their prank.
13. They try to escape on a Segway but are followed by security.
14. They discuss the Super Bowl and Tom Brady.
15. They offer to bet on the game.
16. They work at a coffee shop and make $9.75 an hour.
17. They spill coffee on their boss's uniform.
18. They are from Canada and drove to their current location in a car.
19. They ask people to subscribe to their content.