The speaker reacts to a diss track made by Geordi, also known as Cuervo Cop, who is upset that they got kicked out of their place in New York. The speaker and Geordi, along with Jelly, were making vlogs together but had to stop due to the eviction. The diss track is filled with insults, personal attacks, and inconsistencies, which the speaker points out while reacting to the song. The speaker finds some of the lyrics to be catchy but ultimately dismisses the track as "fake news" and encourages their followers to comment on Geordi's video with the hashtag #SlowgoIsTheBest.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Geordi (also known as Cuervo) made a diss track.
2. The diss track is about the narrator and Jelly.
3. Geordi thinks the narrator and Jelly caused them to get kicked out.
4. The narrator and Geordi were making vlogs together.
5. Geordi wore the same yellow hoodie throughout their stay together.
6. The narrator and Jelly are reacting to Geordi's diss track.
7. Geordi does not have a driver's license.
8. The narrator does not drive a Prius.
9. Geordi's diss track is his response to getting upset about getting kicked out of their place in New York.
10. The narrator is unsure if Geordi wrote the diss track himself or if someone else helped him.