The YouTube personality Superwoman discusses why she wouldn't die in a horror movie. She lists four reasons:
1. Phone calls: She wouldn't engage with someone who calls to threaten her, instead hanging up and ignoring them.
2. Investigating strange noises: If she heard a noise in her home, she would FaceTime a friend and then leave the house, ensuring someone would witness any potential harm.
3. Not taking the hint: She wouldn't ignore obvious signs of danger, such as an open window or a phone off the hook.
4. Stupid decisions: She wouldn't make reckless decisions, such as running up stairs with no escape or splitting up from her friends.
Superwoman also jokes that as a YouTuber, she would survive in a horror movie for marketing purposes, especially as the "token brown girl."
1. The document contains a transcript of a video by Superwoman.
2. Superwoman thanks her audience for being patient during her recent mental breakdown.
3. She expresses excitement about being back to making videos.
4. Superwoman discusses her frustration with horror movies and the decisions made by characters in them.
5. She identifies four key reasons why she would not die in a horror movie: phone calls, investigation, not taking the hint, and stupid decisions.
6. Superwoman believes that if she were in a horror movie, she would survive longer than other characters due to her racial identity and the potential backlash against the filmmakers.
7. She jokingly says that Tyler Oakley would be the first to die in a horror movie because of his whiteness.
8. Superwoman asks her audience to like, comment, and subscribe to her channel.
9. She promotes her other videos and channels, including her second channel and "The Tube's Hottest".
10. Superwoman signs off with "one love" and ends the video.