The story revolves around the character Jeffy, who is watching TV with his dad and Mr. Hippo. They watch a breaking news report about an alien who crashed in Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947 and has now escaped from Area 51. The alien, Remzi Sayid, is interviewed and claims he was clapping at alien chicks when he crashed.
Meanwhile, Jeffy's dad orders a pizza, but before it arrives, Jeffy pretends to be sick so he doesn't have to go to school. However, his plan backfires when the school nurse calls, and his dad discovers that Jeffy's thumb has fallen off. A police officer arrives, searching for the escaped alien, and suspects that Jeffy might be the alien in disguise.
The officer administers an "alien test" to Jeffy, which he fails miserably. When the officer sprays Jeffy with water, he comes apart at the waist, revealing his true alien form. The officer then takes Jeffy away, intending to return him to Area 51. The story ends with Jeffy's dad reflecting on the weirdness of the day's events.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A world-renowned scientist, Dr. Frederick Finkel Sheets, has an exclusive interview with an alien inside Area 51.
2. The alien's spaceship crash-landed in Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947.
3. The alien's name is Remzi Sayid.
4. The alien was clapping at the alien chicks, which caused his spaceship to crash.
5. The alien escaped from Area 51 and the police are searching for him.
6. The alien is considered extremely dangerous.
7. A pizza delivery guy arrives at the door and is given a $5 tip by Jeffy's dad.
8. Jeffy's mom is not present in the scene.
9. Jeffy's thumb falls off, but he doesn't feel any pain.
10. The school nurse calls Jeffy's dad to inform him that Jeffy is unwell.
11. An officer arrives at the house, tracking the escaped alien.
12. The officer has a tracker on his phone that indicates the alien is inside the house.
13. The officer believes that the alien may have morphed into Jeffy to disguise himself.
14. The officer administers an "alien test" to Jeffy, which includes questions about the President of the United States and the Declaration of Independence.
15. Jeffy fails the test, and the officer concludes that he is an alien.
16. The officer discovers that Jeffy hates water, which is a characteristic of aliens.
17. The officer takes Jeffy, who is actually an alien, back to Area 51.