The content appears to be a comedic commentary on a subreddit called "Old People Facebook" where users share humorous and cringe-worthy posts from older adults on Facebook. The commentator reads through various posts, including a woman complaining about the Green Giant's dirty celery, a police department's post about a fatal car crash being met with an insensitive comment about a dog waving goodbye, and a Christian mom's concern about her son's "dabbing" being a sign of the devil. The commentary pokes fun at the older adults' misunderstandings of technology, social norms, and current events, as well as their sometimes dark and inappropriate humor.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The Green Giant responded to Joanne's comment about their celery being filthy.
2. Joanne was unhappy with the Green Giant's response and used the phrase "whoopty-doo."
3. A woman died, and her four children were injured in a car crash in Blank Valley.
4. Sharon Wright posted a picture of a dog waving goodbye in response to the news of the car crash.
5. Sharon claimed she didn't know how to remove the post and said she was still learning.
6. A Facebook page called "Share if you are a Christian mom against dabbing" was created.
7. A woman asked for help on the page, claiming her son was dabbing and it was "very frightening."
8. Sean Spicer, the White House press secretary, posted a picture of his rafting trip on Facebook.
9. John was unsure where to type his password on Facebook.
10. A woman printed 15 pages of Facebook posts and read them on the subway.
11. The woman claimed she was a "smartphone" but couldn't afford a cell phone plan with data.
12. A man shared a video of a 9-year-old boy singing "Amazing Grace" on Facebook.
13. The boy was not the man's son, but he still received praise from others on Facebook.
14. A woman claimed her sister-in-law's Bible was not burned in a fire that killed her sister-in-law.
15. The woman saw the unburned Bible as a miracle from God.