The provided content appears to be a transcript from a YouTube video or podcast where the host and their guests, Jen and Finn McAllister, share their dark secrets and personal stories. The content is often disturbing, shocking, and humorous, covering a range of topics including childhood traumas, family dynamics, relationships, and personal habits.
Some of the secrets shared include:
* A guest who has been having a secret relationship with their brother
* A person who threw away a couple hundred dollars they had collected for charity
* Someone who made a fake Instagram account to break up their friend's relationship
* A person who has been snooping on their parents and discovered a shocking video
* A guest who made out with their teacher on graduation day
* Someone who stole candy from a grocery store and lied about their mom being in Afghanistan
The tone of the content is often lighthearted and humorous, with the host and guests laughing and joking about their secrets. However, some of the content is more serious and disturbing, highlighting the complexities and flaws of human nature.
Overall, the content appears to be a form of entertainment and social commentary, encouraging viewers to share their own secrets and engage with the community.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker had a habit of defecating behind a shed in their backyard when they were between 5-13 years old.
2. The speaker's mom compares them to others, which makes them angry and leads to dreams about killing her.
3. The speaker gave themselves a hickey and blamed it on their brother.
4. The speaker found their brother's iPod and took it without permission, then smashed it to avoid getting caught.
5. The speaker threw away the broken iPod in a public bin and their parents still think they lost it.
6. The speaker's parents do not know that they lost their virginity to their brother.
7. The speaker's brother sometimes acts like a psycho, and they made an agreement to help each other if they ever got into trouble.
8. The speaker stimulated their nipples and thought about how worthless their life is.
9. The speaker sometimes listens to people's conversations without music on their headphones.
10. The speaker forgot a bird in the fridge and told their parents that it flew away.
11. The speaker was bullied in fifth grade and retaliated by telling the bully's friends that she wanted to kill them.
12. The speaker kept their baby teeth and once ate one when they were depressed.
13. The speaker threw a ball that injured a bird and killed one of its babies.
14. The speaker put hot sauce in their fish tank and watched the fish die.
15. The speaker sometimes puts their headphones on without music to listen to people's conversations.
16. The speaker lied about donating money to St. Jude's Hospital and kept the money for themselves.
17. The speaker threw away the money they kept.
18. The speaker made their own news and blamed it on their boyfriend.
19. The speaker lies a lot when talking to new people.
20. The speaker enjoys biting the back of their hand after swimming because of the chlorine taste.
21. The speaker's Instagram password is "trees3".
22. The speaker pretended to be in a music video or movie when they were younger.
23. The speaker and their friend made a fake Instagram account to make it seem like their other friend's boyfriend was cheating on her.
24. The speaker broke up their friend's relationship by making the fake Instagram account.
25. The speaker sometimes doesn't feel bad about their actions.
26. The speaker farted in the library in kindergarten and blamed it on someone else.
27. The speaker has always wanted to eat human lungs.
28. The speaker watched a video of their mom giving their dad oral sex when they were 12.
29. The speaker made out with their teacher on senior graduation day.
30. The speaker drank water from their dog's bowl when they were younger.
31. The speaker stole candy from a grocery store when they were 11.
32. The speaker lied about their mom fighting in Afghanistan to avoid getting in trouble for stealing.
33. The speaker made a sexual Instagram account on their brother's phone.
34. The speaker swallowed a magnet in kindergarten and never told anyone.
35. The speaker laughed when their friend's cat died because they thought it was copying them.