we took a dance class from ABBY LEE MILLER... - Summary

Summary

The narrator and a friend attended a dance class at Abby Lee Miller's studio, which was featured on the reality TV show "Dance Mom's". The class was chaotic, with the instructor pushing the students hard and being very demanding. After the dance class, the narrator prepared a game for Abby, where she ranked various celebrities and influencers, including Jojo Siwa, Maddie Ziegler, and Greta Thunberg, on a pyramid based on their popularity and influence. The game was a playful way to poke fun at the idea of ranking people and was met with amusement by Abby.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The speaker and their friend took a dance class at Abby Lee Miller's dance studio.
2. Abby Lee Miller is a dance instructor from the TV show "Dance Moms".
3. The dance class was scheduled for 4 pm.
4. The speaker and their friend were asked to turn off their phones during the class.
5. The class involved learning choreography and performing a dance routine.
6. The speaker and their friend had to pretend to be shot and dying as part of the dance routine.
7. They had to perform a back roll as part of the routine.
8. The speaker and their friend were given feedback and corrections by Abby Lee Miller during the performance.
9. After the dance class, the speaker and their friend played a game with Abby Lee Miller, ranking celebrities and influencers based on their popularity.
10. The game was based on a segment from Abby Lee Miller's TV show where she would rank people on a pyramid.
11. The speaker and their friend discussed various celebrities and influencers, including Jojo, Lisa Vanderbilt, and Greta Thunberg.
12. Abby Lee Miller mentioned that she had previously bought the company Atari.
13. The speaker and their friend spent two hours at the dance studio, despite the class being scheduled for only one hour.
14. Abby Lee Miller went on tangents during the class, discussing topics such as finding five-year-olds seductive and video games.