The dialogue appears to be from a fantasy comedy where a person meets three fairies, who claim to be male, not female. The person is upset and tells the fairies they are useless. The fairies offer to grant the person three wishes, which they use to become handsome, be born in a royal family, and become Queen Võ the Congestion.
However, the story takes a turn when the person's past is revealed, showing they were once in a relationship with someone who cut off their wings. The person is angry and curses the wing thief, threatening to settle old scores.
The scene then shifts to a group of women, including Snow White, Princess Jasmine, and Hoa Mộc Lan, who are all impostors. They confess their true identities and decide to work together to defeat an evil person who is using a powerful scepter.
The women join forces, using their combined power to defeat the evil person with the help of a mermaid. The story ends with a celebration and a reward from Maleficent.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The main character is lost and crying.
2. Three male fairies appear to help him.
3. The fairies are wearing overly shiny makeup.
4. The main character wishes to become the most handsome girl/boy in O Dam land.
5. He also wishes to be born into the richest royal family in O Dam land.
6. The main character has three wishes, but the third wish is not revealed immediately.
7. The fairies give the main character a "farty bum" flower to cheer him up.
8. The main character meets a group of girls, including Snow White and Princess Jasmine.
9. However, it is revealed that Snow White and Princess Jasmine are not who they claim to be.
10. The fake Snow White idolizes the real Snow White and has been imitating her.
11. The fake Princess Jasmine has a fondness for virtual life and owns fake gold jewelry.
12. One of the characters, Hoa Mộc Lan, claims to be the real deal and "genuinely made in China."
13. The group engages in a fight against a man who has stolen a powerful scepter.
14. The man is using the scepter to fight against the group.
15. The group unites their power and appeals for help to defeat the evil.
16. A character called the Mermaid appears and helps the group defeat the evil.
17. Maleficent rewards the group with a shisha pipe for their victory.