The writer, "Superwoman", is on vacation in Mexico and observes different types of people at the resort. She categorizes them into six groups:
1. The Invincible Vacationer: People who still wear bikinis and lie on the beach despite the bad weather.
2. The Spring Breakers: Young people who party hard and are often drunk.
3. The Beach Body: Women who always look perfect and sexy, even on vacation.
4. The Insta-Turners: People who take a lot of selfies and look for Instagram opportunities.
5. The Old Fab Couple: Elderly couples who are still in love and have a lot of fun together.
6. The Horn Dogs: People who go on vacation to hook up and get wild.
Superwoman pokes fun at each group, sharing her observations and thoughts on their behavior. She also promotes her YouTube channel and invites viewers to subscribe.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is in Mexico on vacation.
2. The speaker is staying at a resort.
3. The weather at the resort is windy, rainy, and cold.
4. The speaker identifies two types of people on vacation: the invincible vacationer and the spring breaker.
5. The speaker describes a third type of person: the beach body, who is always looking good and taking selfies.
6. The speaker admits to being guilty of taking selfies for Instagram.
7. The speaker describes a fourth type of person: the insta-tourist, who takes pictures of everything for Instagram.
8. The speaker describes a fifth type of person: the old fab couple, who is always dressed well and in love.
9. The speaker describes a sixth type of person: the horn dog, who goes on vacation to hook up with others.
10. The speaker went to a club in Cancun and observed people making out.
11. The speaker has a strict no-judgment rule when it comes to others' behavior.
12. The speaker makes videos every Monday, Thursday.
13. The speaker has a video of their parents reacting to Justin Bieber.
14. The speaker is on a trip to Mexico and vlogs about it.