The speaker talks about two shark attacks in Recife, Brazil, making light of the situation. He then shares a story about visiting a difficult-to-reach beach called Praia do Amor, where a street vendor fell and dropped a large number of coconuts.
Later, the speaker recounts a trip to Ilhabela, an island in São Paulo, where he encountered aggressive mosquitoes, which he humorously describes as a highly evolved species. He and his girlfriend spent three days on the island, but due to the mosquitoes, they only stayed on the sand.
The speaker then focuses on his girlfriend's eating habits, which were excessive and varied. He jokes about her being a "Tupperware of poop" and how there's no more space for food in her stomach. The couple eventually returns home without having sex due to physical limitations.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. There was a drop in tourism in Recife.
2. A shark was present in the waters of Recife.
3. Two shark attacks occurred in Recife in less than 24 hours.
4. The shark was identified as a tiger shark.
5. Tiger sharks are known to investigate their surroundings by biting.
6. Tiger sharks have poor eyesight and need to use their sense of smell to navigate.
7. The narrator visited a beach in Rio Grande do Norte called Praia do Amor.
8. The beach was difficult to access due to a steep slope.
9. The narrator encountered a group of people who were vendors on the beach.
10. A cart of coconuts fell down the slope, causing a commotion.
11. The narrator visited Ilhabela, an island in São Paulo.
12. To get to Ilhabela, one needs to take a ferry.
13. The narrator encountered a species of mosquito known as the "blackfly" in Ilhabela.
14. The blackfly is known to be aggressive and difficult to repel.
15. The narrator spent three days being bitten by the blackflies.
16. The narrator visited a pharmacy to complain about the blackflies.
17. The narrator met a girl who was very skinny and had a big appetite.
18. The girl ordered a lot of food during their trip together.
19. The narrator was concerned about the girl's ability to digest all the food she was eating.
20. The narrator and the girl did not have sex during their trip due to the girl's digestive issues.