The provided text is a transcript of a YouTube video where the host, a male comedian, answers various questions from his fans. He shares personal anecdotes and experiences, often using humor to address topics such as relationships, dating, and social interactions. Throughout the video, he also engages in witty banter, makes humorous observations, and teases potential future content.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has become a father.
2. The speaker mentions a video with Paula Mota and João Sales.
3. Noel never banned something, but it's not specified what.
4. The speaker drinks tequila.
5. The speaker mentions a tribute to someone.
6. The speaker has never kissed a guy.
7. The speaker mentions a relationship with Carol.
8. The speaker has never been in a relationship with a woman over 35 years old.
9. The speaker signed up with the name of a girl in a signing book.
10. The speaker has never watched porn on their screen in the early hours of the morning.
11. The speaker has never sent a DM to someone with ulterior motives.
12. The speaker has never been on a date with ten girls on the same night.
13. The speaker has never come in second place.
14. The speaker has a baby and mentions making a baby.
15. The speaker regrets a promise about not bringing a baby in the car again.
Note: The text is quite long and contains many sentences that are not factual statements, but rather opinions, jokes, or stories. I've tried to extract the most relevant and objective facts from the text.