The text appears to be a transcript of a satirical TV show or video about a fictional auditor, Elena, who visits various establishments in a city, including a cafe, hotel, and restaurant, to inspect their cleanliness and service. Elena is portrayed as a strict and sarcastic auditor who points out numerous shortcomings and health hazards at each location.
At the cafe, she finds cockroaches, dirty floors, and uncovered food containers. At the hotel, she discovers cockroaches, beetles, and dirty conditions in the room and bathroom. At the restaurant, she finds dirty tables, floors, and bathrooms, as well as rude staff.
However, the transcript ends with a twist, revealing that the show is staged and the establishments featured are actually excellent and regularly visited by the show's creators. The dirt, cockroaches, and garbage were added for comedic effect. The show's creators express gratitude to the establishments for providing locations for filming and encourage viewers to subscribe to their channel and like the video.
1. The document contains a transcript of a TV program where the host, Elena, visits various establishments in a city to check their cleanliness and service.
2. Elena visits a cozy cafe where she finds a cockroach, dirt on the floor, and uncovered food containers.
3. The cafe owner, Roman, claims that the workers are native Russians, not illegal immigrants.
4. Elena checks the cleanliness of the cafe's kitchen and finds a corpse, a jar of rat poison, and a cockroach.
5. Elena visits a hotel where she is asked for her passport details, a certificate of employment, and DNA samples of her desk neighbors from the third grade.
6. Elena checks the cleanliness of the hotel room and finds cockroaches, beetles, and dirt under the mattress and behind the TV.
7. The hotel owner, Roman, claims that Elena is trying to assassinate him by turning on the voltage.
8. Elena visits a restaurant called "Delicious Slurry" where she finds dirt, hair, and cockroaches in the food.
9. A customer complains about the quality of service and food in the restaurant.
10. Elena checks the cleanliness of the restaurant's hall and finds dirt, chewing gum, and a slippery floor.
11. The restaurant owner asks Elena not to film in the kitchen, and she agrees.
12. Elena puts a sticker on the wall of the restaurant, which falls off, and she uses chewing gum to stick it back on.
13. The program ends with a message thanking the "Cutlet Burger and Pizza Factory" restaurant in Ivanovo for providing locations for filming.
14. The message also states that the shortcomings presented in the program were added during installation or built specifically to implement the idea.
15. The program recommends visiting the "Cutlet Burger and Pizza Factory" restaurant, which is an excellent establishment that the team regularly visits.