The text appears to be a transcript of a video game commentary. The speaker starts by telling a story about a chaotic experience with their friend and his family, including their kids, while driving and looking at Christmas lights. The story is comedic and light-hearted.
The speaker then shifts to discussing the video game, specifically a new update with new hiding places. They explain and demonstrate how to access these hiding places, including climbing trees and getting on top of a cabin. The speaker also shares tips and tricks for navigating the game and avoiding damage.
Throughout the commentary, the speaker uses colloquial language and humor, often addressing their audience as "bro." They also mention other players and their experiences in the game, including a player named Thomas who was "trolling" them in 2017.
The commentary ends with the speaker asking their audience to like and share the video, which will make them "stronger."
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator's friend took the kids to see Christmas lights at Ibirapuera.
2. The friend's 3 and 5-year-old children were with them.
3. The friend started feeling severe stomach pain around 8 o'clock.
4. The friend's wife was shouting for help.
5. The children were crying, and the youngest started vomiting.
6. The vomiting splashed through the car window.
7. The friend got out of the car and leaned on the door.
8. The friend's phone, sneakers, and the child's tablet were ruined.
9. The friend's wife had to take the car to be cleaned on January 16th.
10. The narrator mentions a new update with new features.
11. The narrator talks about hiding places in a game, including a tree and a cabin.
12. The narrator explains how to climb the tree and cabin.
13. The narrator mentions a "bigolão" and a "pylon".
14. The narrator tries to get on top of a cabin using gel.
15. The narrator's friend helps him get on top of the cabin.
16. The narrator mentions a championship and ranked mode.
17. The narrator asks viewers to like and share the video.