A gamer is trying to buy the game "GTA 6" but lacks the required amount of money. The gamer's younger brother is helping them gather the funds by exploring their house, selling items, stealing money from others, and even selling their car and house. Eventually, they try to sell the earth to aliens but still need more money. After many attempts, they finally gather enough money and buy the game, with the moral of the story being "never put a bacon on the screen."
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The narrator wants to buy the game GTA 6.
2. The narrator is underage and cannot buy the game themselves.
3. The narrator asks their brother to buy the game for them.
4. The brother agrees to help but needs more money.
5. The narrator and their brother search the house for money.
6. They find a piggy bank with money in it.
7. They break the piggy bank and take the money.
8. They consider selling flowers, cutting down trees, and stealing money to get more.
9. They decide to sell their mother's car.
10. They sell the car and get a significant amount of money.
11. They still need more money and consider robbing a store.
12. They rob a store and get more money.
13. They also consider selling their house.
14. They sell their house for a million dollars.
15. They still need more money and try to sell the earth to aliens.
16. The aliens buy the earth, but the narrator and their brother are still on it.
17. The narrator finally has enough money to buy the game.
18. The narrator and their brother go to the store to buy the game.
19. The narrator successfully buys the game GTA 6.