The provided text appears to be a transcription of a video game commentary, likely from a GTA 5 gameplay. The player is attempting to complete a challenging parkour course, frequently expressing frustration and amazement at the difficulty level. They repeatedly mention that certain jumps or maneuvers are "impossible" or require luck to execute successfully. The commentary includes moments of excitement, disappointment, and self-deprecation, showcasing the player's emotional investment in the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is playing the video game Grand Theft Auto 5 (GTA 5).
2. The speaker is attempting to complete a difficult jump in the game.
3. The speaker mentions that they are a creationist.
4. The speaker references a character named Sebastian from The Little Mermaid.
5. The speaker is using a bike in the game.
6. The speaker mentions that they have to start from a location called "tunte kid".
7. The speaker is trying to complete a challenge in the game.
8. The speaker mentions that they are playing with a car that is difficult to drive.
9. The speaker is trying to complete a parkour challenge in the game.
10. The speaker mentions that they are using a formula one car in the game.
11. The speaker is trying to complete a jump over a barrier in the game.
12. The speaker mentions that they are playing with a character who does not have feelings towards people.
13. The speaker is trying to collect points in the game.
14. The speaker mentions that they have to go back to a previous location in the game.
15. The speaker is trying to complete a challenge on the other side of a location in the game.
16. The speaker mentions that they fell and have to start over.
17. The speaker is trying to complete a challenge in a location with a goalkeeper.
18. The speaker mentions that they have to go back to the beginning of a challenge.
19. The speaker is trying to complete a formula one challenge in the game.
20. The speaker mentions that they are using a script to complete a challenge.
21. The speaker is trying to complete a challenge with a helicopter in the game.
22. The speaker mentions that the helicopter is destroyed.