A comedian describes his experiences adapting to life in Turkey. He talks about the cultural differences, the challenges of navigating bureaucracy, and the quirks of communicating with locals. In a humorous anecdote, he recounts the time he accidentally deleted his Telegram account while trying to delete an incriminating message, leading to a series of awkward exchanges. The comedian also pokes fun at the nuances of messaging apps, like the feature to delete messages from oneself. Throughout the monologue, he jokes about the absurdities of everyday life in a foreign country.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker moved to Turkey.
2. The speaker has a friend who helped them navigate the process of moving to Turkey.
3. The speaker had to obtain a residence permit in Turkey.
4. The speaker uses WhatsApp and Telegram to communicate with others.
5. The speaker finds it frustrating when people don't respond to their messages promptly.
6. The speaker accidentally deleted a message on Telegram and then deleted the entire conversation, including messages from the other person.
7. The speaker was worried about the consequences of deleting the conversation.
8. The speaker uses AviaSales to buy affordable air tickets.
9. The speaker has been on vacation for six months and is unsure when they need to go back to work.
10. The speaker is a comedian and performs in hotels.
11. The speaker has a concert director who was looking for a hall for a performance.
12. The speaker had to communicate with a person named Olga to obtain dates for the performance.
13. The speaker has a voicemail feature on their phone.
14. The speaker is familiar with the concept of Old Believers.
15. The speaker celebrates Easter and sends postcards to friends.