The story revolves around a group of friends attempting to summon a mysterious entity called "Kissy Missy" using a ritual involving a blue toy and candles. They believe that Kissy Missy will appear and fall in love with the blue toy. However, things take a turn when a pink toy appears, and the friends realize that Kissy Missy may have sent the pink toy as a gift for the blue toy.
As the story unfolds, the friends try to protect the blue toy from Kissy Missy's supposed advances. They use a light to ward off the pink toy, which is allegedly afraid of light, and hide the blue toy in a locked box. However, the pink toy manages to find the blue toy and brings it back in a box.
The friends then discover that the pink toy has a series of gifts and messages for the blue toy, including a bow tie, a wedding proposal, and a plan for a romantic breakfast. The story ends with the friends realizing that the blue toy and pink toy are meant to be together and that they should not interfere with their love.
Throughout the story, the friends also engage in a series of tangents, including a discussion about LEGO Friends and a visit to the toilet to hide from the pink toy.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is playing a game with a blue toy and a pink toy.
2. The game involves calling "Kissy Missy" and using a candle.
3. Kissy Missy is supposed to come and fall in love with the blue toy.
4. The speaker reads instructions from the internet on how to call Kissy Missy.
5. The instructions say to put the blue toy in the middle of the candles and wait.
6. The speaker sees a pink toy and thinks it might be Kissy Missy.
7. The pink toy is found to be attached to a blue toy with handcuffs.
8. The speaker tries to free the blue toy using a light.
9. The pink toy is scared of the light and runs away.
10. The speaker and a friend hide in a toilet to escape the pink toy.
11. The speaker opens a gift box to find a bow tie and other items.
12. The items suggest that the blue toy wants to get married to the pink toy.
13. The speaker finds a note that says "KISSY MISSY HUGGY WUGGY".
14. The speaker also finds a glass and a drawer with a blue toy inside.
15. The drawer has a pillowcase with a message that suggests the blue toy wants to get married and sleep together.