This is a video script of a YouTube commentary where the host is sarcastically reacting to a TV report about Fortnite's negative impact on society, including addiction and its effect on relationships. The host uses dark humor and irony to poke fun at the report, the game, and its players. They also make jokes about their own life, relationships, and gaming habits. The script includes the host's personal anecdotes, ridiculous impressions, and humorous observations about the report and the people featured in it. The video ends with the host promoting their own channel and asking viewers to subscribe.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker claims to have played less than 10 games of Fortnite in their life.
2. The speaker has to go to a therapist once every two weeks.
3. The speaker mentions that Fortnite pulled their ads from YouTube.
4. A man featured in a video is unable to physically bathe in a sit-down bathtub.
5. The man has to bathe in a trough.
6. The man has been stuck in the shower twice and couldn't get out.
7. A Burger King cup is visible in the man's bathwater.
8. Some school districts have blocked Fortnite from their Wi-Fi.
9. UGO cards and Tamagotchis were banned in the speaker's school.
10. A 15-year-old named Gavin plays Fortnite every day and claims it has benefits.
11. Parents are paying for Fortnite tutors for their kids, with coaches charging between $10 and $60 per hour.
12. Divorce-online.co.uk conducted a study and found that roughly 5% of divorces in the UK are caused by Fortnite.
13. Ninja, a Fortnite Twitch streamer, reportedly makes around $500,000 a month.
14. Ninja attempted to get a million people to floss in Times Square.
15. The speaker claims to have lost a week of their life for every person who flossed at the event.
16. The speaker mentions that children are performing Fortnite dances in public and in schools.
17. A child performed a Fortnite dance at a school talent show.
18. The speaker claims that the machines (e.g. computers) are the real losers of the Fortnite trend.