The provided text appears to be a script or transcript from a YouTube video or podcast. The content is comedic and satirical, with the host, Chad, discussing various topics related to vampires, particularly in the context of Twilight and TikTok.
The video begins with a sponsored segment by Honey, a shopping tool that helps find promo codes and discounts.
Chad then dives into his topic, poking fun at the portrayal of vampires in modern media, citing the Twilight series as a probable cause for the shift in how vampires are perceived. He jokes about the "rules" of being a TikTok vampire, including the need to smirk and show no concern for an injured partner.
The host also criticizes the depiction of vampires as sexy and irresistible, suggesting that the folklore behind vampires might have originated from people desperate for food and vitamins.
Throughout the video, Chad uses humor and sarcasm to comment on various topics, including relationships, social media, and old-fashioned phrases. He also engages with his audience, asking them to follow him on other platforms and thanking them for watching.
In the end, Chad wraps up the video, announcing that he's close to reaching 10,000 followers on Instagram and teasing his next video.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The video is sponsored by Honey, a shopping tool that automatically searches the internet for promo codes and discounts.
2. Honey is the number one shopping tool in America.
3. Honey finds discounts of 18% on average.
4. The narrator's name is not actually Chad.
5. The narrator was not allowed to watch Twilight when it came out.
6. The narrator mentions the Twilight series and its impact on vampire obsession.
7. The narrator discusses TikTok vampires and their behavior.
8. The narrator talks about a vampire's reaction to blood and how it's portrayed in media.
9. The narrator makes a joke about a vampire's "manners" when it comes to eating humans.
10. The narrator mentions a hypothetical vampire movie where the vampire gaslights their love interest.
11. The narrator discusses a scene from a movie or TV show where a character is oblivious to the fact that their teacher is a mortal.
12. The narrator mentions the folklore origins of vampires and how they were likely just people desperate for food and vitamins.
13. The narrator makes a joke about garlic being a deadly allergy.
14. The narrator mentions their Instagram and Twitter accounts.
15. The narrator is close to getting 10,000 followers on Instagram.