The text is a humorous commentary on a series of humorous and creative answers given by students on various school assignments. The assignments cover a range of subjects, including math, science, and language arts. The students' answers often poke fun at the assignment questions or the education system, and many of them show a lack of effort or a desire to challenge authority.
Some of the notable answers include a student who claims to have solved a math problem because they "believed in themselves," another who draws a picture of a walrus blocking out the answers to a test because it's lost its home due to global warming, and a student who writes a single word, "Hunger Games," as the solution to overpopulation.
The commentary also highlights the creativity and humor of the students, with one student drawing a picture of a banana card instead of constructing a rectangle, and another writing an essay on conservation that includes the suggestion to use Google instead of making students type out information.
Overall, the text is a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on the humorous side of education and the creative ways that students can respond to assignments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered for reference:
1. Bob has 36 candy bars and eats 29.
2. Bob has diabetes.
3. A student is asked to circle the organism that would be classified as a plant.
4. The student circles a picture of a flower.
5. A teacher asks a student to draw a magical mushroom.
6. The student is confident in their ability to draw the mushroom.
7. A student is asked to solve a problem about Colombia and guerrillas.
8. The student responds that if a country can't figure it out, maybe one person with a good idea can.
9. A student is asked to write the word "original" and its opposite.
10. The student writes "china" as the opposite of "original".
11. A student is asked to describe the purpose of the cytoplasm.
12. The student responds with a reference to the movie Ghostbusters 2.
13. A student is asked to color the Danish, Swedish, and Finnish flags.
14. The student colors the wrong flags.
15. A student is asked to propose a solution to overpopulation.
16. The student responds with "the Hunger Games".
17. A student is asked to draw a picture of what they will look like in 100 years.
18. The student draws a grave with the inscription "R.I.P. Warren".
19. A student is asked to construct a rectangle with sides y and nz.
20. The student crosses out the question and draws a banana card instead.
21. A student writes an essay on conservation.
22. The student suggests using Google instead of typing out information.