This appears to be a transcript from a Smosh "Try Not to Laugh" episode, featuring various impressions and comedic sketches. The episode includes different rounds of impressions, including TV show characters, family members, and Smosh cast members. The participants take turns attempting to make each other laugh while maintaining a straight face. The episode features a range of humorous impressions, jokes, and witty one-liners.
1. The host welcomes everyone to "Try Not to Laugh" today.
2. The theme of the show is Impressions only.
3. Each round, a different person sits in the chair and tries not to laugh.
4. The person in the chair also gets to pick the category of impressions for that round.
5. The first person to go is the host, who chooses the category "TV Show Characters".
6. A participant named Logan does an impression of a character from the TV show "Succession".
7. Another participant does an impression of Barry Goldberg from the TV show "The Goldbergs".
8. The participants also do impressions of family members and people you might meet at a wedding.
9. One participant does an impression of Shane from Smosh.
10. The participants do impressions of Smosh cast members.
11. The show includes a segment called "Foreign".
12. The participants do impressions of people from a non-denominational New Age wedding.
13. One participant does an impression of a person trying to sell lemonade.
14. The show includes a segment about a murder scene.
15. A participant does an impression of a detective named Kiana.
16. The participants do impressions of people from a morning meeting.
17. The show includes an announcement about a new "True Smosh Fan" program.
18. The participants thank everyone for watching and invite them to subscribe to their channel.
19. The show ends with an announcement about merchandise and a goodbye message.