The text is a humorous and satirical take on the high-profile wedding of Anant Ambani, the son of Indian business magnate Mukesh Ambani, to Radhika Merchant. The writer pokes fun at the extravagant and over-the-top wedding celebrations, which reportedly cost over Rs. 1200 crore (approximately $164 million USD).
The text describes the various events and parties leading up to the wedding, including a pre-wedding party on an Italian cruise, which was attended by international celebrities like John Cena and Justin Bieber. The writer mocks the Bollywood performers who were present at the wedding, including Ranveer Singh, who was made to dance excessively, and Justin Bieber, who was dressed in a bizarre outfit.
The text also highlights the opulence and excess of the wedding, including the presence of Rolls Royces, expensive jewelry, and a lavish menu featuring exotic dishes like cantaloupe ceviche. The writer jokes about the guests' reactions to the menu, with some people being confused about the dishes and others being put off by the prices.
Throughout the text, the writer uses humor and irony to comment on the extravagance and excess of the wedding, as well as the pretentiousness and superficiality of the guests. The text ends with a joke about the wedding celebrations continuing in London, leaving the guests exhausted and the writer exasperated.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant got married in a Rs. 1200 crore wedding in Jamnagar.
2. The wedding was initially supposed to take place on an Italian cruise worth Rs 750 crores, but it was cancelled due to network issues.
3. The wedding finally took place after 6 months of planning, with Narendra Modi attending the ceremony.
4. The wedding had 1200 desserts and a menu that included exotic dishes like zucchini and cantaloupe ceviche.
5. The wedding venue had a floor reserved for food, with chefs from around the world cooking for the guests.
6. The wedding had international guests like John Cena, Justin Bieber, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian.
7. Ranveer Singh was the main attraction at the wedding, dancing to various songs and even generating electricity for the event.
8. The wedding procession had a theme of Dadar station, with a DJ who changed songs by hitting the singer on the head.
9. The wedding had Bhojpuri songs, with some guests interested in eating and others in making contacts.
10. The wedding celebrations are set to continue in London.
11. Each of the friends of the couple received a watch worth Rs. 2 crore as a gift.
12. The wedding cards had real silver presents and people could earn more by selling the cards than through jobs and hard work.
13. The car used for the wedding was a Rolls Royce.
14. The entry on stage was also by a Rolls Royce.