AFONSO PADILHA - O DIA QUE EU FUI LEILOADO - Summary

Summary

This appears to be a transcript of a comedy show or podcast, featuring a host who is discussing a series of interactions with a woman named Brenda. The host shares audio recordings and text messages from Brenda, in which she expresses her interest in the host and makes suggestive comments. The host responds by making jokes and teasing Brenda, and at one point, he even reads out a message in which Brenda offers to pay him for sex. The host continues to poke fun at Brenda's behavior, and the segment ends with him joking about her being "crazy" and how he's enjoying the interaction.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The speaker is discussing therapy and who needs it.
2. The speaker mentions that they will be raising money for therapy at the end of the show.
3. They plan to sell sleeve t-shirts as a gift.
4. The speaker talks about a person named Brenda and her Instagram account.
5. Brenda and the speaker have a conversation about a girl who is "crazy".
6. The speaker shares a story about a girl who sent them messages, including audio messages.
7. The girl sent a message saying she would give the speaker her "crazy attention" if they wanted it.
8. The speaker and the girl discuss sex and relationships.
9. The girl has a "premium boyfriend" and is not interested in the speaker romantically.
10. The speaker and the girl engage in a humorous conversation about sex and money.
11. The speaker mentions that the girl offered to pay them for sex.
12. The speaker jokes about being a pimp and putting the girl's number on a lifan (a type of advertising).
13. The conversation ends with the speaker laughing and joking about the girl's behavior.
14. The speaker mentions that the girl is from Pernambuco.
15. The speaker says that they will go their separate ways, like a package that doesn't need to be taken in its entirety.
16. The speaker ends the conversation by saying that they can't give morals to "crazy people".