The provided text appears to be a transcript of a person speaking, possibly from a video or audio recording. The speaker discusses various topics, including:
* Planning a prank on someone named Thiago by putting paint in his shampoo
* Discussing a person named Gui who dyed his hair white
* Mentioning a person named Renan who had surgery
* Talking about a trip to the store to buy hair dye
* Discussing a conversation with someone about a video
* Mentioning various people and places, including a school and a hospital
* Discussing a plan to take photos and make a video
* Talking about a person who got a haircut and comparing it to a character from a movie
* Mentioning a promise to make a video and a plan to make an appointment
* Discussing a person who got a haircut and how it looks
The speaker's tone is informal and conversational, and they seem to be speaking to an audience or recording a video. The text includes many tangents and asides, making it difficult to follow a clear narrative thread.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a friend named Renan who is going to dye his hair black.
2. The speaker has already had surgery.
3. The speaker has a friend named Gui who is one of the coolest members of their group.
4. The speaker has bought some hair dye.
5. The speaker is planning to dye their hair green.
6. The speaker takes 10 showers a month.
7. The speaker knows someone who had a hair dye that lasted for 20 washes.
8. The speaker is living in a house with several others, including Thiago and Gui.
9. The speaker has a plan to play a prank on one of their housemates.
10. The speaker is going to put green paint in the shower to surprise their housemate.
11. The speaker is using a shampoo and conditioner to help the paint stick to their hair.
12. The speaker has a friend named Juliana who is going to react to the prank.
13. The speaker is going to take photos to capture the reaction.
14. The speaker has a license to take photos.
15. The speaker is going to make an appointment for someone else.
16. The speaker has to pay for the appointment.
17. The speaker is using a hardcore barbecue to make the prank more effective.
18. The speaker has a friend named Leo who is going to help with the prank.
19. The speaker has a gold piece that only lasts 80 washes.
20. The speaker is living in a house in Jaçanã.
Note that some of these facts may be related to each other, and some may be mentioned multiple times in the text.