The speaker discusses a movie, seemingly the final installment of the "Sharknado" series, but actually a film called "Charque Nado" or "Beef Jerky Nado". The film appears to be a humorous, action-packed, and nonsensical ride, with the protagonist traveling through time, fighting dinosaurs, sharks, and other enemies, and using outlandish methods to defeat them. The speaker pokes fun at the film's absurd plot, poor special effects, and illogical events. Ultimately, the protagonist emerges victorious, and the speaker jokes that there might even be a seventh installment in the series. The tone is lighthearted and comedic, with the speaker enjoying the ridiculousness of the film.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is discussing a movie.
2. The movie is part of a saga.
3. The speaker is sad that the saga has ended.
4. The movie starts with a character arriving in the time of the dinosaurs.
5. The character's son is taken to the past to destroy all the "sharpenados" and save the world.
6. The character slips on a dinosaur's tail.
7. The character discovers that all his friends are alive.
8. The movie references other films and series, including "Beginners II" and "Shaken".
9. The character's wife is turned into a robot.
10. The character uses a chainsaw sword to destroy the "beef jerky".
11. The movie involves time travel, with the characters traveling through time in a giant pan.
12. The characters visit the Middle Ages and the American Revolution.
13. The character meets George Washington and Frankie.
14. The characters use cannons to defeat the "born jerky".
15. The movie ends with the character's parents helping to destroy the "chat".
16. The character's wife dies in the future.
17. The character's wife is the only real person in the future.
18. The character appears in a bar and fights with a shark.
19. The young nerd appears in the shark swimming and dies.
20. The character's wife's head is used to shoot laser beams.
21. The character loses the time machine.
22. The character is sucked into the "charque swim" and loses the time machine.
23. The character fights with the robot woman to get the machine.
24. The movie ends with the character going back in time and everyone being alive and happy.
25. The speaker thinks the saga has come to an end, but is open to seeing another movie in the series.