The text appears to be a transcription of a live stream or YouTube video of someone playing Dark Souls 2. The player is excited to play the game, but is also frustrated with the game's difficulty and awkward mechanics. They frequently die, make humorous comments about their character's appearance, and express frustration with the game's UI and controls. The player also engages with their chat, responding to comments and jokes. Throughout the stream, the player's emotions range from excitement and enthusiasm to frustration and annoyance.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is playing Dark Souls 2.
2. They bought the game when it came out but hadn't played it until now.
3. The speaker is excited to play the game and expects to get killed by other players online.
4. The game has a character creation system.
5. The speaker's character is named Terry Mike Swag Number 2.
6. The game has a "deprived" class, which the speaker chooses.
7. The speaker's character is initially naked.
8. The game has a "Prime" mode.
9. The speaker's character is referred to as a "fire chick" by the game.
10. The game has a bonfire system, where players can rest and recover health.
11. The speaker dies repeatedly during the gameplay.
12. The game has a white fog area that is difficult to navigate.
13. The speaker encounters various enemies, including a giant turtle-like creature.
14. The game has a HUD (heads-up display) system that can be hidden.
15. The speaker uses a variety of tactics, including luring enemies and using firebombs.
16. The game has a system for respawning enemies.
17. The speaker has to fight multiple enemies at once.
18. The game has a system for leveling up and allocating points to stats.
19. The speaker's character has a name, Terry Mike Swag Number 2, but also refers to themselves as "fire chick".
20. The gameplay is recorded and the speaker is interacting with their audience.