The narrator recounts a wild night from his past when he was 19 years old. He had gone to a disco with friends, including his girlfriend, to celebrate his birthday. Despite being a teetotaler, he decided to drink that night, consuming peach vodka. He remembers little of the night, but recalls seeing double, feeling disoriented, and experiencing a blackout.
His friends had to drag him out of the disco, and he awoke the next morning in a hospital with an IV drip, his father by his side. It turned out that one of his friends had also gotten extremely drunk and ended up in an alcohol coma.
A voicemail from that friend, recorded at 5 am, reveals that he had mistaken the narrator's phone for his own and left a message saying "We are the Carabinieri of Borgo Dora," which became the title of the narrator's story, "The War of Borgo Dora."
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator was 19 years old at the time of the story.
2. The narrator had almost a million subscribers on YouTube.
3. The narrator had 700 thousand subscribers on YouTube.
4. The narrator was with their first girlfriend in Turin.
5. The narrator's friend had just broken up with someone.
6. The narrator and their friends went to a disco on a Tuesday or Wednesday.
7. The narrator had never been to a disco before.
8. The narrator's friend organized an evening at the disco.
9. The narrator drank peach vodka at the disco.
10. The narrator started seeing double and experiencing audio delays.
11. The narrator blacked out and was dragged out of the disco by friends.
12. The narrator woke up in the hospital with IV drips attached to their arms.
13. The narrator's father was present in the hospital.
14. One of the narrator's friends went into an alcohol coma.
15. The narrator received a voicemail from the friend who was in an alcohol coma.
16. The friend who was in an alcohol coma managed to send a voicemail to the narrator.
17. Non-EU citizens stole people's phones outside the disco.
18. The narrator's phone was not stolen because it was in their pocket.
19. The stolen phones were used to make a phone call to the carabinieri.
20. The carabinieri left a voicemail message for the narrator.
21. The story is called the "War of Borgo Dora", named after an area in Turin.