The text appears to be a script or a video transcript featuring a person who is introducing their "boyfriend" Jesus from Veracruz. They mention that they are going to play a joke on Jesus by pretending that the speaker has a "sugar daddy" and that the person playing the role of the sugar daddy is an actor. The speaker is excited to see how Jesus will react to the joke. Throughout the transcript, there are various tangents and asides, including discussions about the speaker's relationship with Jesus, their plans for a vacation, and their interactions with their family and friends. The tone is generally lighthearted and playful, with a focus on humor and entertainment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is presenting something special.
2. The speaker is going to play a joke on Jesus of Veracruz.
3. The joke involves pretending that the speaker has a sugar daddy.
4. The person helping with the joke is an actor.
5. The actor is characterized to play the role of the speaker's boyfriend.
6. The speaker is not sure how Jesus will react to the joke.
7. Jesus is not a very expressive person.
8. The speaker has not seen Jesus react to shocking news before.
9. The speaker had surgery a month and a half ago.
10. The speaker is getting better at channeling pressure.
11. The speaker has a video reaching 100,000 likes.
12. The speaker wants to design something special for the video.
13. The speaker has never hidden a government from someone in the family.
14. The speaker is going on vacation for their birthday.
15. The speaker's boyfriend likes nature and romantic things.
16. The speaker's boyfriend has a beautiful hairstyle.
17. The speaker's boyfriend lent a place to record.
18. The speaker's relationship with their boyfriend is special.
19. The speaker's boyfriend is attached to nature.
20. The speaker's sister passed away a little while ago.
21. The speaker's relationship with Jesus is not just about romance.
22. The speaker is introducing someone special to their family.
23. The speaker is asking for respect for their boyfriend.
24. The speaker's boyfriend is part of the family.
25. The speaker is going to take a trip with their boyfriend and friends.
Note: Some of the facts may be repeated or rephrased, but I've tried to extract the most relevant and concise information from the text.