The provided text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video, likely from a vlogger or content creator. The speaker discusses various topics, including Christmas, gifts, their channel, and personal life. They also engage in humorous and satirical commentary about social media, online culture, and societal norms. Throughout the video, the speaker frequently jumps between different subjects and uses self-deprecating humor, irony, and sarcasm. They also mention their personal life, including their relationship and interests.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker uploaded 16 videos in 2017.
2. The speaker has a girlfriend.
3. The speaker's name is Douglas.
4. The speaker believes in aliens.
5. The speaker likes watermelons.
6. The speaker claims to have found a goose without using their hands.
7. The speaker has a channel called "Tag Mania".
8. The speaker is a fan of undoing.
9. The speaker's girlfriend is named Pepa.
10. The speaker has a YouTube channel.
11. The speaker has accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
12. The speaker is recording a video on December 31, 2017.
13. The speaker is wishing their viewers a happy and prosperous 2018.