The speaker attempts to play the "World's Easiest Game" while drinking Jack Daniel's, making jokes, and occasionally taking shots for incorrect answers. They answer various trivia questions, some of which are simple, while others are trickier. Despite their boasts about being smart and educated, they ultimately fail the game, blaming their friend "Jack" (Jack Daniel's) for their poor performance.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is playing a game called "The World's Easiest Game".
2. The game is hosted on AddictingGames.com.
3. The narrator has 9 lives to complete the game.
4. The narrator has to answer a series of questions to progress through the game.
5. The questions are often simple and straightforward, but sometimes tricky.
6. The narrator is taking a shot of Jack Daniel's every time they answer a question incorrectly.
7. The narrator is using Internet Explorer to play the game because Chrome does not support Flash Player.
8. The game asks the narrator to identify the shape of a round red rubber ball, which is a sphere.
9. The game asks the narrator to identify the state of Alaska.
10. The narrator is asked to identify a zebra from a picture.
11. The narrator is asked what to put in a toaster, and the correct answer is bread.
12. The narrator is asked to fill in the missing letters to form words in a horizontal and vertical direction.
13. The narrator is asked to identify the shape of a given object, which is a triangle.
14. The narrator is asked to solve a math problem, 2x - 6 = 12.
15. The narrator is asked to escape a dungeon.
16. The narrator is asked to identify the number of fingers in the human hand, which is 5.
17. The narrator is asked to solve a math problem, 2x - 6 = 12.
18. The narrator is asked to identify the number of days in September, April, June, and November, which is 30.
19. The narrator is asked to identify the number of days in months that have 31 days, which are January, March, May, July, August, October, and December.
20. The narrator fails the game after using up all 9 lives.