The provided text appears to be a transcript of a live stream or video of someone playing a video game, possibly a first-person shooter or action game. The player, who refers to himself as Ulta Makdoomi, is playing the game with a friend, Granny, and is trying to complete various objectives, including defeating enemies and collecting items. Throughout the transcript, Ulta Makdoomi engages in banter with Granny and other characters in the game, often using humor and slang. He also occasionally breaks the fourth wall, addressing his audience and acknowledging the absurdity of the game's situations. The transcript includes various non-sequiturs and tangents, adding to the overall sense of chaos and playfulness.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker's name is Ulta Makdoomi.
2. The speaker is playing a game with friends.
3. The game involves a "grinder" and a "shotgun."
4. The speaker's friend is an expert at something called "webs."
5. The speaker's grandfather is mentioned.
6. The speaker is from New Delhi.
7. There is a mention of a temple in New Delhi.
8. The speaker mentions a TV show called "Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashma."
9. The speaker mentions a person named Radhe Maa.
10. The speaker mentions a person named Amit.
11. The speaker has a shotgun and a pistol in the game.
12. The game has a "normal" mode and an "easy" mode.
13. The speaker mentions a "leash" in the game.
14. The speaker's friends include a "granny" and a "brother."
15. The game involves collecting items and using them to progress.
Note: Most of the text appears to be a stream-of-consciousness narrative or a transcript of a video game commentary, so there may not be many concrete "facts" that can be extracted.