The writer, a self-proclaimed "extremely single" individual, attempts to find a girlfriend on Roblox by creating a profile, taking pictures, and playing games with potential matches. They match with someone named Cece and play the "Disaster Survival Simulator" game together, during which they chat and get to know each other. The conversation turns to the writer's "Roblox fame" and their 78,000 followers, and they discuss their daily life, interests, and goals. They then meet another person in the game and have a more successful conversation, playing music and talking about their shared interests. However, the writer ultimately hangs up on all their dates due to panic and remains single.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is using Tinder to find a date to play Roblox with.
2. The speaker has not left the house in a week and feels they have lost their social skills.
3. The speaker's mom watches their YouTube videos.
4. The speaker creates a profile on Tinder with the goal of finding someone to play Roblox with.
5. The speaker matches with a girl named Cece on Tinder.
6. Cece and the speaker play a game called "Disaster Survival Simulator" on Roblox.
7. Cece explains that she goes by "CC" because she gets tired of Candace jokes.
8. The speaker and Cece discuss their interests and hobbies.
9. Cece mentions that she has 78,000 followers on Roblox.
10. The speaker and Cece decide to play another game on Roblox.
11. The speaker mentions that they are a history major.
12. The speaker and Cece discuss their thoughts on a military conflict in Fiji (although it's later revealed that this was a test).
13. The speaker mentions that they have to pay $200 for a flying add-on on Roblox.
14. The speaker and Cece visit the Performing Arts Center on Roblox.
15. The speaker and Cece engage in various activities on Roblox, including playing drums and piano.
16. The speaker and Cece have a virtual tea party on Roblox.
17. The speaker invites Cece to stay in their virtual hotel room on Roblox.
18. The speaker mentions that they have other dates lined up on Roblox.
19. The speaker and Cece say their goodbyes and end their virtual date.
20. The speaker reflects on their virtual date and realizes they hung up on all their other dates for no reason.