The conversation appears to be a recording of a group of friends playing a golf video game together. They are attempting to complete a difficult map called "Cancer" and are facing various challenges and frustrations throughout the game.
The group is experiencing technical issues, including disconnections and difficulties with the game's physics engine. They are also struggling to navigate the map's obstacles and find a way to complete the course.
Throughout the conversation, the group is joking and teasing each other, with some members expressing frustration and annoyance at the game's difficulty. Despite the challenges, they are working together to try and complete the course and are offering advice and support to each other.
The conversation is filled with humor and lighthearted banter, with the group laughing and joking together as they play the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The map being played is called "Cancer".
2. The players are trying to achieve a hole-in-one.
3. Steam was down during the gameplay.
4. There were 9,000 reports on Down Detector.
5. The players are using a Discord server.
6. The map has a secret hole.
7. The players are trying to figure out how to access the ramp on the map.
8. The ramp appears when a specific action is taken on the map.
9. The players are trying to get a ball into a hole within a certain number of strokes.
10. The gameplay has a time limit of 15 seconds at one point.
11. The map has 18 holes.
12. The players are using a scoreboard to track their progress.
13. The gameplay is being recorded and has a music soundtrack.
Note: I have excluded opinions, emotions, and subjective comments from the extraction.