Kermit the Frog is trying to sell pillows to a homeowner, claiming they are special and worth $12.99. However, the homeowner realizes that the pillows are actually their own and are already in their house. The situation escalates as Kermit becomes increasingly aggressive and the homeowner tries to defend their property. The homeowner eventually uses a tire iron to protect themselves, and in the process, accidentally pokes Kermit in the eye. The video ends with Kermit's eye being torn off, and the homeowner reflecting on the unfortunate events that transpired.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The document contains a conversation between a person and Kermit the Frog.
2. Kermit is trying to sell something to the person.
3. The person refuses to buy from Kermit, accusing him of trying to swindle them.
4. Kermit enters the person's house without permission.
5. The person tries to get Kermit to leave, but he refuses.
6. Kermit is accused of breaking a doorknob and a TV.
7. The person threatens to call the police on Kermit.
8. Kermit is found in the person's closet, wearing a Red Solo Cup on his head.
9. The person tries to protect themselves from Kermit using a tire jack.
10. Kermit pokes his own eye out, causing it to fall off.
11. The person apologizes for the accident and says they did not mean to hurt Kermit.
12. The person declares that Kermit is now broken and will never be the same.
13. The person asks viewers to leave a like on the video to help Kermit "find his eye".
14. The person says they will have to buy another Kermit because the current one is broken.