This is a collection of humorous, sarcastic, and relatable quotes from a student's perspective, likely from a video or social media post. The quotes cover various topics, including:
* School life: The student's experiences with teachers, classmates, and academic struggles.
* Learning: The student's thoughts on various subjects, including physics, mathematics, and languages.
* Humor: The student's sarcastic comments about school and life in general.
* Pop culture: References to movies, TV shows, and video games.
The overall tone is lighthearted and comedic, with the student using humor to poke fun at the challenges and absurdities of school life.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. Mercury weighs more than water.
2. There are 118 elements in the periodic table.
3. A liter of mercury weighs the same as a liter, but mercury is heavier due to its density.
4. The general formula for solving second-degree equations is also known as "la chicharronera."
5. The distance between the Earth and the Sun is approximately 49.6 million kilometers.
6. The multiverse is a hypothetical concept in physics.
These facts are extracted from the text without including any opinions or biases.