This text appears to be a transcript of a video showcasing humorous and relatable examples of parents being "savage" or brutally honest with their children. The transcript includes various stories and anecdotes of parents making witty remarks, giving sarcastic gifts, and even getting into humorous online exchanges with their kids. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with the narrator sharing these examples to entertain and poke fun at the quirks of parental behavior.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Someone's mom said she wouldn't bail them out if they got arrested for public nudity.
2. A person's dad bought them a laptop, but it was actually an empty box.
3. A mom made a comment on her child's ex's Facebook post, saying "no, not really" when the ex asked if the new girlfriend was pretty.
4. A person's mom sent them a care package with trash they were supposed to take out.
5. A mom commented on a photo of her child, saying they should have jumped that high in junior high cheerleader tryouts.
6. A person's dad forgot their birthday and then tweeted about a good luck message for an AP exam.
7. A mom texted her child, saying they shouldn't tweet like they're famous when they only have seven active followers.
8. A mom was considering putting mustard on cupcakes to get back at her child's bullies.
9. A dad gave his two sons Christmas cards saying they were his favorite son.
10. A person's dad is British and uses a specific finger gesture when someone pisses him off.
11. A girl accidentally sent a picture to her mom, and her mom responded with a picture of her own.