The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video featuring a comedian, possibly Chris, who is watching and commenting on various viral videos. The content is humorous and lighthearted, with the host reacting to and making jokes about the videos. The videos shown include people doing unusual or ridiculous things, and the host's reactions range from amusement to shock. The video ends with the host thanking viewers and asking them to like and subscribe to the channel.
1. The speaker has stitches.
2. The speaker is back in Canada.
3. The speaker has a YouTube channel.
4. The speaker's youngest brother is 13 years younger than them.
5. The speaker is watching TikTok videos that aren't what they seem.
6. The speaker is their own boss.
7. The speaker has frosted glass in their home.
8. The speaker's husband pretended to shower to see if they could be seen through the frosted glass.
9. The speaker wants to buy a dinosaur tail.
10. The speaker can buy a dinosaur tail on Amazon.
11. The speaker told their little cousin that drinking wine wouldn't get them in trouble.
12. The speaker's cousin was drinking juice, not wine.
13. The speaker's brothers are old enough to be friends with them now.
14. The speaker is going to work.
15. The speaker has a massage chair.
16. The speaker paid for 30 minutes on the massage chair.
17. The speaker has a dog.
18. The speaker's dog is named Pete.
19. The speaker has a YouTube video that they hope people will enjoy.
20. The speaker encourages viewers to like and subscribe to their channel.