The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video game commentary, likely of a platformer or obstacle course game where the player must navigate through levels while avoiding a giant cat. The commentator is enthusiastic and playful, often expressing excitement and frustration as they progress through the levels.
The game seems to have a currency system, with the player earning "cheese" as they complete levels, which can be used to purchase items or upgrades. The commentator occasionally purchases items, such as bars that slow down the cat, to aid them in their progress.
Throughout the commentary, the player faces various challenges and obstacles, including ravines, water, and the giant cat, which is described as being extremely fast and aggressive. The commentator often jokes about the cat's speed and their own abilities, claiming to be a "champion" and teasing their opponent.
The commentary also touches on the game's difficulty levels, with the commentator opting to play on the maximum difficulty setting and expressing confidence in their abilities. However, they also acknowledge the challenges they face and the need to memorize the levels to succeed.
Overall, the commentary is lighthearted and entertaining, with the player clearly enjoying the game and the challenges it presents.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The objective of the map is to escape from a huge cat.
2. The cat will follow the player inside all maps and try to kill them.
3. The player can buy items to help them escape, such as bars that slow down the cat and traps.
4. The player's currency is cheese.
5. The player can buy items from a shop, including bars that slow down the cat and traps.
6. The player's goal is to complete levels without getting caught by the cat.
7. The player has to navigate through obstacles, such as ravines and water, to avoid falling.
8. The player can earn cheese by completing levels and collecting it from the map.
9. The player can use cheese to buy items from the shop.
10. The cat's speed increases as the player progresses through the levels.
11. The player has to memorize the map to complete the maximum difficulty level.
12. The player can earn a gold bar by completing a level, but its purpose is not specified.