The text is a transcript of a video showcasing bizarre and humorous eBay listings. The host presents various listings, including a Philips television with unclear descriptions, a Lacoste banana for sale, a "Fart of a cow" captured in a glass, and a vacuum cleaner head labeled as "Teyssen Turbo Brüste" (Turbo Breasts). Other listings include a cocktail dress, a Mercedes-Benz for €1, a cleaning service with a witty description, and an iPhone with a battery capacity question. The host also shares a chat history about a scooter sale and a tic-tac-toe game used to negotiate a price. The video ends with the host asking viewers to subscribe and request more eBay field videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video discusses various unusual eBay listings.
2. A Philips television with slight signs of wear is being given away.
3. A Lacoste banana is being sold for 299 euros.
4. A "fart of a cow" is being sold in a True Fruits glass.
5. Roller skates or a wheelchair are being sold for 150 euros.
6. An "exhausted chair" is being sold for 65 euros.
7. A chat history is shown about a person trying to buy an electric scooter.
8. The seller of the scooter does not have a proof of purchase.
9. A Samsung Galaxy S 4 is being sold for a negotiable price starting at 2,939 euros.
10. A bag of Haribo gold bears with only two gummy bears is being sold for 20 euros.
11. A waterbed is being sold with free delivery.
12. A potential buyer asks about having sex in the waterbed.
13. A vacuum cleaner head or brush is being sold for 40 euros.
14. A person is selling "turbo breasts" for 40 euros.
15. A glass plate from IKEA is being sold.
16. A seller is offering to play tic-tac-toe to negotiate the price of a product.
17. An Apple airport is being sold for up to 60 euros.
18. A Mercedes is being sold for one euro.
19. A cleaning service is being offered with a witty description.
20. A person is selling an iPhone and is asked about its condition and battery capacity.
21. A rhyme is made with a person's name on an eBay offer.
22. A globe with a light is being sold.
23. A seller is offering a cheap two-centimeter item.
24. A person is giving away a used item.