The comedian talks about his recent experiences, starting with how he's been performing in huge stadiums and has too much time on his hands. He shares how he's been watching YouTube videos and learning random things like making DIY stress balls and giving baths to dogs. He also talks about his bad luck with booking cabs, always getting a WagonR despite trying different approaches. The comedian also discusses his visit to a hypnotist, a tarot card reader, and a psychiatrist, who told him he has an addictive personality, which he attributes to his gambling addiction. He shares how his girlfriend wants to marry him and is trying to use unconventional methods like tarot cards to ensure their future together. Throughout the stand-up comedy set, the comedian pokes fun at various aspects of life in Bombay, including the tendency to put everything in a bun, and the use of Fitbits to track fitness goals.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a girlfriend who wants to marry him.
2. The speaker has a gambling addiction.
3. The speaker's girlfriend took him to a Tarot card reader.
4. The speaker has been to a hypnotist.
5. The speaker has been to a psychiatrist who told him he has an addictive personality.
6. The speaker's girlfriend put a Fitbit on him.
7. The speaker has bad luck when booking cabs and always gets a WagonR.
8. The speaker has filled up four passports in a week.
9. The speaker has learned how to make DIY stress balls by watching YouTube videos.
10. The speaker has also learned how to give baths to different breeds of dogs by watching YouTube videos.
11. The speaker performed at Wankhede stadium for an hour.
12. The speaker has too much time and doesn't know what to do with it.
13. The speaker has been watching YouTube videos on tourism and writing about it in his passport.
14. The speaker has written "VISA" in his passport and checked off countries he wants to visit.
15. The speaker's friend who came back from the US had a US Visa on the first page of his passport.
16. The speaker's girlfriend wants to see if their future is okay.
17. The speaker's girlfriend wants to get married.
18. The speaker's friend got angry when the speaker asked why people in Bombay put everything in a bun.
19. The speaker thinks Bombay puts everything in a bun to make it their own.
20. The speaker has been to a cab driver who was dishonest with him.