The narrator shares a series of humorous anecdotes about their experiences with a strict and quirky security guard at their school. The guard, described as a mustachioed man, was notorious for being overly strict and sometimes irrational in his enforcement of school rules. The narrator recounts several instances where the guard refused to let students or teachers pass through the turnstile, often without providing a clear reason. The stories are told in a lighthearted and comedic tone, with the narrator poking fun at the guard's eccentricities and the absurdity of the situations.
Here are the extracted key facts from the text:
1. A geographer became a school security guard.
2. The security guard was approximately 60 years old.
3. The security guard had a mustache.
4. The security guard was a former military man.
5. The school had electronic turnstiles.
6. Students were required to show their passes to enter the school.
7. The security guard would often ask students for their names and check their passes.
8. The security guard would not let teachers through the turnstile without checking their passes.
9. There was a time when the security guard did not let a teacher through because the teacher's pass was not working.
10. The teacher had to call the director to resolve the issue.
11. The security guard would sometimes ask students to show their hands or breathe into a device to check for alcohol.
12. The security guard was known to be strict and create problems for students.
13. The school had a system for ordering clothes with prints, and the security guard would sometimes wear these clothes.
14. The security guard had a habit of greeting students and asking how they were doing.
15. The security guard was responsible for guarding the school and ensuring that no strangers entered.
16. The school had a narrow entrance, which made it easier for the security guard to monitor who was entering.
17. The security guard would sometimes run long distances, up to 10 kilometers, during his free time.
18. The security guard suffered from diabetes.
19. The school had a system for monitoring students' attendance and movement within the school.
20. The security guard was known to be strict, but also had a sense of humor and would sometimes joke with students.