The speaker shares their personal experience of fracturing their right clavicle twice, once at age 5 and again at age 12. They describe the incidents and the subsequent treatment, including wearing a sling for a month. The speaker also mentions that they have had recurring issues with their clavicle, including a recent incident where they had to visit the doctor and received a diagnosis of bursitis. They jokingly attribute their recurring clavicle problems to a conspiracy theory, suggesting that it happens to them every 5 years. The speaker concludes by asking viewers to share their own conspiracy theories about their clavicle issues.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker fractured their right clavicle twice.
2. The first fracture occurred when the speaker was 5 years old.
3. The second fracture occurred when the speaker was 12 years old.
4. The second fracture happened while the speaker was playing a game called "Simon the Dumb" with friends.
5. The speaker was taken to the hospital and got an x-ray, which showed the fracture.
6. The speaker had to wear a sling for a month.
7. The speaker went back to school with the sling and experienced teasing from classmates.
8. The speaker eventually made a friend due to the sling.
9. Years later, the speaker experienced pain in the same area and visited a doctor.
10. The doctor diagnosed the speaker with piercing bursitis, a condition where the muscle becomes inflamed due to bad force.
11. The doctor prescribed strong pain medication and instructed the speaker to wear a sling.
12. The speaker was afraid of getting an injection, but the doctor assured it would help alleviate the pain.
13. The doctor told the speaker to return in 120 days for a follow-up.
14. The speaker believes that their recurring clavicle fractures may be due to a rare condition or even a "curse".