The narrator shares several stories of his most painful accidents, which include:
1. Falling down a steep path as a child and injuring his knee due to a loss of control while riding a bicycle.
2. Being hit on the head with a wooden comb by another child, resulting in temporary unconsciousness.
3. Jumping from a first-floor railing to play with other children, resulting in leg injuries.
4. A recent incident where he cut his finger while opening a can of sausages and required 8 stitches.
The narrator reflects on these experiences, acknowledging that he often learns from his mistakes and has become more cautious over time. He also pokes fun at his audience for enjoying his misfortunes and encourages them to share their own stories of accidents.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. The speaker has a war mark from defending his girlfriend from a thief.
2. The speaker claims he was cut by a thief in a duel with knives, but later reveals this was not true.
3. The speaker was a good swimmer until an accident involving his knee.
4. The speaker fell down a steep path when he was around 10 years old.
5. The speaker was lucky to have a cement block stop his fall, preventing him from rolling down the entire descent.
6. The speaker fell off a bicycle when he was around 12 years old.
7. The speaker's cousin, who was 3 years younger, was an expert at riding a bike.
8. The speaker's cousin lent him a bike, and the speaker lost control while riding down a long descent.
9. The speaker injured his knee in the bike accident.
10. The speaker's cousin's bike was damaged in the accident.
11. The speaker was accompanying his mother to a friend's house when he was around 11 years old.
12. The speaker's brother lived on the top floor of an apartment building, while the speaker's mother worked on the ground floor.
13. The speaker wanted to visit his brother but was told by his mother that he would not be able to come back down if he went up.
14. The speaker decided to jump from the first floor to the ground floor to play with some children.
15. The speaker was injured and his nerves hurt after the jump.
16. The speaker was around 10 years old when he visited a friend's house and played with Lego pieces.
17. The speaker was hit on the head with a wooden comb by another child.
18. The speaker was knocked out and has blurry memories of the incident.
19. The speaker was preparing a video in his room when he got hungry and decided to make scrambled eggs with sausage.
20. The speaker opened a can of sausages and cut his hand in the process.
21. The speaker applied pressure to his hand and felt a pulsating pain.
22. The speaker did not look at his hand initially and instead looked up, hoping everything would be fine.
23. The speaker used a shirt to stop the bleeding and started running around the house.
24. The speaker called his mother and told her about the cut.
25. The speaker's mother told him to go to the health center, which was two blocks away from the house.
26. The speaker went to the health center and received first aid.
27. The nurse told the speaker that he needed to go to the hospital to get stitches.
28. The speaker was taken to a surgery room and the doctor disinfected the wound.
29. The speaker felt extreme pain when the doctor used alcohol to disinfect the wound.
30. The speaker received 8 stitches for the cut on his hand.
31. The speaker has a scar on his hand from the incident.