The text appears to be a transcript of a live stream or video game commentary where a player, self-proclaimed as a "noob," is playing Minecraft with a professional player. The two players are participating in a game of hide and seek, and the noob is providing a play-by-play commentary of their actions and the professional's moves.
Throughout the game, the noob is trying to evade the professional, who is trying to find them. The noob is making jokes and mocking the professional, calling them a "turkey" and a "loser." Despite their claims of being a noob, the player is actually quite skilled and is able to evade the professional for a significant amount of time.
In the end, the noob emerges victorious, having survived the game and outsmarted the professional. The commentary is lighthearted and humorous, with the noob making jokes and teasing the professional throughout the game.
The text also includes some promotional language at the end, encouraging viewers to subscribe to the channel and add the player as a friend.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The game being played is Minecraft.
2. The game mode is hide and seek.
3. The player is a noob and is playing with a professional.
4. The player chose the foliage as their hiding spot.
5. The professional player's username is Uncle Piggy.
6. The game had 13 players initially, with 4 players running around the map.
7. The player and Uncle Piggy were the last two players standing.
8. The player had very little life left.
9. The player was hiding near the pool on the second floor.
10. The professional player was hiding near the dance floor.
11. There were 10 seconds left in the game when the player and Uncle Piggy were still alive.
12. The player won the game, but only because Uncle Piggy was killed by another player.
13. The game ended, and the player lost again, but claims to have won anyway.