The text appears to be a transcript of a video showcasing various humorous anecdotes and quotes from teachers. The stories range from a teacher setting a wasp on fire in class to another who staples a Burger King application to a student's failed test. Other examples include teachers using memes to respond to questions, a professor showing up to a 7:30 a.m. final in pajamas, and a teacher threatening to set a paper on fire if it's not in the correct font. The overall tone is lighthearted and playful, highlighting the humorous side of teachers' personalities.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A teacher is pregnant and made students carry around a doll to discourage bathroom visits.
2. A teacher posted a picture of himself on his office door window to make it seem like he's working hard.
3. A professor gave extra credit to students who could graph an equation.
4. A teacher used a fake attendance system where students had to put their phones in a numbered slot.
5. A student matched with their professor on Tinder after the final exam.
6. The professor sent the student their final grade through a Tinder message.
7. A teacher set a wasp on fire to get rid of it in the classroom.
8. A cooking class teacher pinned up a burnt pizza on the chalkboard as an example of poor cooking.
9. A teacher gave a student a zero on an assignment because they didn't sign their name.
10. A teacher made a student carry a globe as a hall pass to make it harder to lose.
11. A teacher suspected a student had help from their dad on an assignment because of the student's unusual writing.
12. A teacher reminded students of their evolutionary success and told them to act like it.
13. A teacher sent a mass email claiming Taylor Swift was giving away free tickets, but it was just a trick to remind students to do their online quiz.
14. A teacher stapled a Burger King application to a student's failed test.
15. A literature teacher erased a beautiful drawing on the blackboard.
16. A teacher gave a student a hall pass with a joke about the student taking a long time to go to the bathroom.
17. A teacher used a giant globe as a hall pass to make it harder to lose.
18. A professor showed up to a 7:30 a.m. final in his pajamas.
19. A teacher responded to a student's answer with a meme.
20. A teacher threatened to set a student's paper on fire if it wasn't in the correct font.