The speaker is talking about hiring a bodyguard to protect them from a "zombie" (likely a metaphor for an unwanted person or threat) that has been causing problems and breaking into their house. They have hired a new bodyguard, Mr. Julio, and are planning to test his abilities to see if he can defend them against the zombie. The speaker also mentions that they will be doing some tests to evaluate the bodyguard's skills and will be documenting the process on video. The ultimate goal is to catch the zombie and put an end to the problems it has been causing.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is expecting a bodyguard to arrive.
2. The speaker has hired a bodyguard to protect them from a "zombie" that has been breaking into their house.
3. The speaker has a machete for protection.
4. The speaker has security cameras and alarms at their house.
5. The "zombie" has been able to bypass the security measures and enter the house.
6. The speaker plans to test the new bodyguard's abilities by having someone pretend to attack them.
7. The speaker wants to reach 150,000 likes and 10,000 subscribers on their YouTube channel.
8. The speaker mentions a person named Camilo who works as a bouncer at a nightclub.
9. The speaker has an Instagram account and mentions that Camilo and David have Instagram accounts as well.
10. The speaker plans to upload more videos and photos in the future.
Note: The term "zombie" is likely being used metaphorically to describe an intruder or a person who is causing problems for the speaker.